Alexander C. Oneline, IX, esq.

SEventeh Post

2005-12-31T14:04:00.000-06:00

Okay hello everyone I hope someone is out there is readin g this because I 'm stucck here at teh managemint retraet that Less BillIngs has me sent to in Tehran which is I think somewheere in the meddle east but Im not sure Im only guessing that because a lot of the people over here arent not speaking english but are speaking something else and it sounds like middle east kind of stuff like oyu see in the movies but anyhoo I am hpoing you are read htis because I am stuck here at Less hasdn't sent my return ticket yet so until he does do that I cant get on a plain to take bring me home so if you see him aournd the office please tell him to send me my ticket or the moneys to buy one myslef because the hotel they put me in has kick me out and now i Have to sleep in this old car I found and you are problbly wondering how I am posting htis well I am in a cafe that has a computer from like 1920 but it can get on the intern-net so here I am hellow so yyeah if you could just tell Less to send the ticket that wood be great so I can come hom.

Post 6.5

2005-11-20T20:22:00.000-06:00

oKay I finshed my self evalulation for work Spivey but I didnt knows where who to emale it to so you have to go here to see it here is the first page and here is the page second page until someone tells me who to give it to I'II just hold onto it dont forget to go to the new acconting homepagge that Ive set up for miss onionsring.

Six Post

2005-11-20T17:20:00.000-06:00

B4 I 4get I am suppose 2 mention that hour accouning deparnment's official internal site has ben launched so you can go there by clicking on these words whcih shood be a sdifferent color and also underlined also i jus wnatted to let Mister Bllings know that I am working very d hard on my self evalulation and will turn it in before close of buisness on this week okay

Fifth post

2005-11-16T19:26:00.000-06:00

Okay so hey everybody it has come to the attention of the eggsecutive wing (that's is how Mr. Billigns wants us to spell it from now on be-cause he says he's on the "Eggs Is Great" council and according to him "We have got to sell more eggs!" even though we donot actually make or sell egges at Psyclone Industries but that is another storey) anyway what was I saying oh yeah it has come to the attention of the EGGSecutive (see above parenthesees for eggsplanation of spelling) wing that there is a lots of innernet chatter goings on from people who work at Psyclone Inusdtries which the eggsecutive bored frowns upon for instance their is the webs-ite that is run by Mister Spivey which is supposegged to be for internal and outernal memos relating to copmany business but apparently is turning into some sorts of personal site for Mister Spivey instead of it's (it is) eggspressed purpose which was outlined above and there is also a new website by [dumb guys name] Doc [/dumb guys name] which was is supposed to be organizational planning for the janeggtorial crew which we have just hired to replace old Doc and apparently Doc is using it as a soapbox (HA HA JANITORIAL PUN HUMOR) FOR TALKING ABOUT OH WHOOPS for talking about the recent murger of Psyclone Industries and Jan's Pants, Inc which is not official pubic knowledge yet so we can't talk about it until it is official sorry I'm am m'not good at innernet codes yet but I bought a book so I am learning when I do not fall asleep on the book.

-A1

Thrid Post

2005-11-03T18:32:00.000-06:00

Okay so Mister Spivey is going all around the internets telling peopole that I got fired from Cyclone Industries (old sckool spelling) which just IS NOT TURE I did not get fired in fact I moved upstairs to a brand new office which is right across from Mr Billings himslef and not only am I on the executive floor now but I know what everybody in the whole company makes for salary and WOW now I know why they keep Spivey on board because I doubt they could find anyone willing to work for fake plastic doubloons

Second Post

2005-11-01T23:17:00.000-06:00

Okay I am not sure if I got fired Mister Spivey keeps sending me emails with pictures of earth movers I am not sure if that means i am fired or if he is suggesting that I need to be more assertive like an earth mover.

First post

2005-11-01T23:11:00.000-06:00

I got fired.